neonir:

Things I should be proud of: Good health, good relationships, academic progress.

Things I am proud of: My collection of hundreds of precious often flawless gems which I have hurled into a trough in the house in windhelm on Skyrim.

12 hours ago
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tastefullyoffensive:

[jakopie]
15 hours ago
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hclark70:

lambylingames:

happy Hallow’s End! may your queues be short and your alts get all the good stuff. :p

ha ha ha this is great - I love the expressions

15 hours ago
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smalllindsay:

benkling:

Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf

If you’re not already excited about Rob Cantor you will be now.

You know sometimes the way the news is lately leaves me feeling a little hopeless, but then something like this comes along and my wonder and delight in humanity is restored a smidge.

19 hours ago
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A royal boy wants to buy a sword

outofcontextdnd:

DM: Does anyone speak Infernal?
Our Human wizard: Oh, I do.
The sword: GIVE ME THE BOY.
Our human wizard: I recommend that sword.

20 hours ago
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australian-horror-storry:

who is she
20 hours ago
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rambeltilx:

birdghost:

videohall:

A parakeet trying his hardest to say ‘Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition’

I’M CRYING

the spanish inqui-baby bird

21 hours ago
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stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

1 day ago
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heyveronica:

OH MY GOD

1 day ago
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